Answer what you would do in response to each odd scenario below. Re-post if you'd like.

1 - The pores in your skin start to drain an endless amount of green liquid. It makes you stick to things.

2 - Some little punk eggs' your house. You see him running down the street.

3 - You wake up to discover that you have lost every single hair on your body.

4 - You just farted really loud in a public place. In a desperate attempt to hide it, you...

5 - You're a guy. Your penis has shrunk to a microscopic size right before your eyes.

6 - You have just been attacked by 10, very angry, albino ferrets.

7 - You keep seeing a dwarf with a small hatchet running around your house. Everyone that you tell thinks that you are crazy. What do you do to prove to them that the dwarf is real?

8 - Your friend convinced you to go streaking (running naked) through the mall. You are both arrested.

9 - A homeless man has just urinated on your face.

10 - You have the mind of a 10 year old, but the body of a 90 year old.

My answers

1- I'll become stick to the wall man!!!

2- Run little fishies!!!

3- Namo Amitabha I am now a monk

4- Jump and sing the song "The Sound Of Music"

5- Oh Fuck!!

6- RABID HUMAN WOLVERINE FERRET STYLE!!!!

7- fucking behead the damn thing and show it to my friends

8- Its his fault I'm being paid

9- Kick ass time!!!

10- I'd still pwn in Tekken!!